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2010-10-10 巧合的数字,百年的轮回!千年前的今天古人生活在二进制的时代.#loveliness#
《三字经》汉译英的笑话: 留个念.#*18*#
人之初， At the beginning of life,
性本善。 sex is good.
性相近， Basically, all sex is the same.
习相远。 But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教， If you don't practice all the time,
性乃迁。 sex will leave you.
教之道， In the way of learning it,
贵以专。 the key is to make love with only one person.
昔孟母， Previously, a great mother named Mrs Mon
择邻处。 chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学， She taught her son that if you don't study hard,
断机杼。 your dick will become useless and broken.
窦燕山，Mr Dou, a famous person,
有义方。 owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子， All his five sons took it,
名俱扬。 then their sexual ability became well-known.
养不教， If one's children don't know how to do it,
父之过。 it is all their father's fault.
教不严， If they have lots of problems in doing it,
师之惰。 their teacher must be too lazy to teach them.
子不学， If you refuse to learn sex,
非所宜。 that should be a big mistake.
幼不学， If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为。 you will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢， If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器。 it won't become hard and strong.
人不学， People who don't learn sex,
不知义。 their life will become meaningless.
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